Calendar

Feb
28
Fri
Indoor Market – Kenley @ The Memorial Hall
Feb 28 @ 8:00 am – 12:00 pm

Various Stalls: Fashion, Crafts, Bric-a-Brac, Old & New Items.

Cafe offering refreshments.

Cheam Village Market @ The Parochial Rooms
Feb 28 @ 9:00 am – 3:00 pm

Books, Produce, Crafts, Jewellery, Accessories, Collectables, Refershments

General Auction @ BRIGHTON & HOVE AUCTIONS
Feb 28 @ 10:00 am
General Auction @ BRIGHTON & HOVE AUCTIONS | England | United Kingdom

Fortnightly antique & collectable auctions with viewing 9 – 6 pm on the day before. Auction starts at 10.00 am but doors open at 8.30 am. Tea room & toilets on site. To view our catalogue one week before, find us on the-saleroom.com

Comedy Cottage @ Harlequin Theatre, Redhill
Feb 28 @ 7:30 pm

Happy LVE month Cottagers!

 

February is a month of all matters related to the heart! Valentine’s day and heart awareness month.

Join us for our annual (Anti Valentine) comedy cottage show in aid of British Heart Foundation FRI 28th FEB.

Headlining for us this month!

CHRIS McCAUSLAND
Winner C4 Creative Diversity Award for Comedy (2011)

Chris McCausland is a British stand-up comedian and actor from Liverpool.Y CO
Chris is blind, has been performing stand-up since 2003, and has long been firmly established at the very top of the UK’s live comedy circuit. He has performed all over the world, including India, Singapore, Malaysia, across the Middle East, and throughout Europe.

TV appearances include. ‘Live At The Apollo’ (BBC2), ‘Would I Lie to You’ (BBC1) ‘Have I Got News For You’ (BBC1) and many more. He has also performed stand-up in three series of ‘The Comedy Store’ for Paramount Comedy and Comedy Central, as well as ‘Celebrity Deal or No Deal Comedian Special’ with Jimmy Carr (Ch4). ‘8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown’
Radio Credits include: regular on R4’s InTouch, The Comedy Club, NewsQuiz (writing), Loose Ends and Live on the Boat, Guest presenter on Russell Kane’s The Saturday Show on Virgin, Hawksby and Jacobs Talksport, and Gethin Jones Five Live.

 

‘He cracks constant gags’ (Edinburgh Festival Magazine)

‘Proper stand-up, honest, straightforward, balls-out funny’ (Chortle)

‘He paints us pictures with fantastical words and images… it’s almost impossible not to like him’ (ThreeWeeks)

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JAMES NOKISE
2013 Best Male Comedian – NZ Comedy Guild Awards
2013 Fred Award Nominee – NZ International Comedy Festival

Multi-Award winning Welsh/Samoan James Nokise, is a stand-up Comedian, a theater maker and playwright, who tours the International Fringe Festival Circuit, and has performed successful seasons in Edinburgh, Perth, and even New York City. When back home in NZ he’s a renowned social commentator who writes for 7 Days and is a regular guest on Backbenchers TV, as well as Radio NZ and Newstalk ZB.
He had a successful Edinburgh run in 2019 with his incisive and irrepressible stand-up show ‘God Damn Fancy Man’

 

‘He bounds onto the stage like the most enviably together person you’ve ever seen: hench, handsome, incredibly happy’ (Fest)

 

‘He is a phenomenal performer: relaxed and friendly, engaging and intelligent, persuasive, informed and genuinely, naturally, brilliantly funny(Scotsman)

ANTHONY AYTON
Winner Comedy Cafe New Act
Winner Funhouse GongShow
Finalist London New Act of the year

Anthony Ayton is a 6’5, public school educated, divorced ex lawyer who’s given up trying to find a category to fit into.

“I love Anthony Ayton, He’s clever a bit cheeky and bloody funny!”Angela Barnes (Mock The Week)
‘warm, amicable… charming’ (Chortle).

JO COFFEY

NATY’s Finalist

Funny’s Funny Finalist
Jo Coffey is an actress, comedian and presenter. A regular performer in comedy clubs up and down the country, she has two sell out Edinburgh Fringe shows under her belt and is a NATYS and Funny’s Funny finalist. Jo’s presenting credits include Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (Channel 5) and Big Brother’s Little Brother (Channel 4 & E4). Jo will make her feature film debut in Disney’s upcoming adaptation of Artemis Fowl directed by Sir Kenneth Brannagh.

‘Utterly barking’ (The List)

‘Destined to be a big hit’ (Scotsgay)

‘Won over the audience hook, line and sinker’ (The List)

DANIEL RUBENSTEIN
2017 Winner Wimborne Folk Comedy Fest
2018 Finalist Old Comedian of the Year Leicester Square Theatre

2019 Finalist Leicester Comedy Fest Silver Comedian

Daniel plays Stylophone renditions of rock/pop classics – but not quite how they were written!

Mc SAJEELA KERSHI
Winner AWA Award for Arts & Culture (2015)

Winner Argos Angel Award for artistic excellence (2015)
Star of Edinburgh Award Winning Show (2007)

‘‘Incidental digressions, sharpness of wit and ad libbing in her Joanna Lumley cut-glass vowels will be more than worth it….Be quick to discover Edinburgh’s best kept secret’
(The Stage)

Feb
29
Sat
Ansell’s Vintage Sale & Market @ Ansell's
Feb 29 @ 10:00 am – 2:00 pm

Weekly market of vintage and collectable items.  Many stalls/sheds. Free parking. Refreshments. Every Saturday throughout the year.

 

 

Charity Book Sale – Purley @ Purley United Reformed Church
Feb 29 @ 10:00 am – 12:00 pm

In aid of Feed The Minds charity.  This is a weekly event other than August.

Wisdom & Wellbeing Fair @ Ark Oval Primary School
Feb 29 @ 11:00 am – 5:00 pm

Tarot Cards, Readings, Health Supplements, Jewelry, Treatments, Many Other Stalls.

Women’s Guild Jumble Sale @ Sanderstead United Reformed Church
Feb 29 @ 11:00 am – 1:00 pm

SANDERSTEAD UNITED REFORMED CHURCH

 

Jumble Sale @ Green Lanes Methodist Church
Feb 29 @ 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm

There will be plenty of cheap bargains, refreshments, new and old clothes and toys.

Croydon Cats Protection – Bazaar & Jumble Sale @ All Saint's Church Hall
Feb 29 @ 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Jumble Sale & Bazaar

West London Council of Action Jumble Sale @ Hanwell Methodist Hall
Feb 29 @ 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Jumble Sale

Mar
1
Sun
Monthly Classic Car Show @ Mimbridge Garden Estate
Mar 1 @ 8:00 am – 11:30 am

The vehicles are all on hard-standing and include a fabulous collection of classic Surrey Fire Engines.

There’s a burger van on-site and a restaurant next door.

Donations to Woking Hospice

Brighton Antiques, Vintage and Collectables Fair @ Brighton Racecourse
Mar 1 @ 9:30 am – 3:30 pm

175 fantastic indoor stalls bristling with all variety of amazing antiques, vintage and collectable items – at Brighton Racecourse. The fantastic Swing singer, Steve Conway, will be performing throughout the day!

• Free parking
• 10 minutes from M23/A23, A27 and rail
• Under 16’s enter free
• Food and drink available
• Fantastic Swing singer Steve Conway performing throughout the day
• Licensed bar
• Friendly atmosphere
• Entry: 10.30am-3.30pm: £3.50 • Early Bird entry from 9.30am: £5
• Please visit www.lovefairs.com for more details

Ansell’s Antiques Market & Collector’s Sale @ Ansell's
Mar 1 @ 10:00 am – 2:00 pm

Monthly market of antique and collectable items.  Many stalls/sheds. Free parking. Refreshments. Each first Sunday throughout the year.

 

 

Battersea Boot Sale @ Harris Academy
Mar 1 @ 1:30 pm – 5:00 pm

Sellers Must Book In Advance.

Online Bookings Launch 7am Every Monday

Boot Sale @ Harris Academy Battersea
Mar 1 @ 1:30 pm – 5:00 pm

£5.00 entry at 11:30, £3.00 at 12:00, 50p at 13:30.

Various charges for sellers – please see website for details.

Mar
2
Mon
Energy Healing at a Healing Trust (NFSH) Centre @ Old Coulsdon Congregational Church
Mar 2 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Healing is a complementary therapy which assists wellbeing and helps the body to heal itself. It is given by fully trained healers, who abide by a strict Code of Conduct.

Tel: 01883 330706 for more info or an appointment. Alternatively just pop in and watch.

Zumba @ Stamford Hill Community Centre
Mar 2 @ 2:00 pm – 2:45 pm

A Zumba class suitable for beginners & people who just enjoy dancing, it is also a mixed class, bring your water & towel.

Mar
3
Tue
General Auction – Heathfield @ Heathfield Auctions
Mar 3 @ 11:00 am

Weekly general auction.

Mar
4
Wed
West Wickham Variety Market @ St. Francis of Assisi Church hall
Mar 4 @ 9:00 am – 1:00 pm

Weekly market.

Our regular stalls are:

Delicious home made cakes,Greeting cards and wrapping paper, Diecast models and collectables, Fresh eggs, plants and cut flowers, Jewellery, Bric-a-brac, China and glassware, Children’s knitted clothes, Watches and watch repairs, Aloe vera products, Handbags, Hardware and tools, CDs, Cosmetics, Ladies’ Italian style fashions,

Refreshments

We are a very friendly community market.

We support the SOUTH EAST CANCER HELP CENTRE

Mar
5
Thu
New Addington Community Indoor Market @ Community Centre
Mar 5 @ 8:00 am – 1:00 pm

Every Thursday all year round.

In the new Leisure Centre.  Indoor stalls only. Tables and chairs provided.

Small tables £8 each, large tables £10 each, own rails £2 each.

All stalls must be booked In advance.

Email to book Addingtonmarket@gmail.com or phone pathfinders 01688809377 if no answer leave message with contact details.

Free Entry and Free Parking. Refreshments on site.

Strictly no food or drinks sellers.

General Auction – Godstone @ Godstone Scout Hall
Mar 5 @ 6:30 pm

Weekly auction.

Mar
6
Fri
Jumble Sale @ The John Godber Centre
Mar 6 – Mar 7 all-day

The Hucknall Jumble Sale at the John Godber Centre is a busy community event, attracting hundreds of visitors.

Held on the first Friday of each month except January, it attracts people searching for a bargain from all over the county.

Indoor Market – Kenley @ The Memorial Hall
Mar 6 @ 8:00 am – 12:00 pm

Various Stalls: Fashion, Crafts, Bric-a-Brac, Old & New Items.

Cafe offering refreshments.

Cheam Village Market @ The Parochial Rooms
Mar 6 @ 9:00 am – 3:00 pm

Books, Produce, Crafts, Jewellery, Accessories, Collectables, Refershments